With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize