What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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