whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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