she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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