All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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