just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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