I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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