I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Blood and glitter go together right?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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