i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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