Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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