I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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