i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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