Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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