I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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