You really coming over, don't trick.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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