ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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