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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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