i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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