I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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