A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
that's an acceptable place to lick
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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