I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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