OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize