Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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