The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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