I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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