i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm having to shit out rocks
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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