im gay
i know
yea but for you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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