There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I deserve this hangover.
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