Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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