This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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