Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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