Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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