i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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