Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
