eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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