Me. At least after what I've been through.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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