what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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