morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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