somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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