YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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