I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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