I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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