and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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