Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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