What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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