Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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