Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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