well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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