Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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