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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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