return my video game
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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