What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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