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bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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