Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
